The Best of Lady GaGa Fashion

I’m all for these purple 80’s-inspired shoulder pads. In fact, Gaga looks like she might tackle someone, college football-style. Watch out!

I adore the Philip Treacy lobster hat, and the plastic Rachel Barrett dress is awesome though it makes me wince a little in pain. But what’s up with the shriveled yellow hand on Gaga’s hand? Is it the universal little monsters symbol? The secret remains of Gaga’s fetal tiwin?

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Lady Gaga is awesome. She has sold four million albums in six months. She may or may not have a penis. It's great stuff.